And I Threw Myself Down A Flight Of Stairs.

Maybe Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology. 

I don’t do my own stunts; I do other people’s stunts. One nutty one, for one of my co-stars. I saved it for the very last shot of my pilot, “Hucksters”, and the crew was very good about it. (One guy called me crazy, which I loved.) It came out so amazing and funny, I can’t stop watching the footage.

My shoulder hurts. I suffer for my art.