New York: An iPhone™ Photo Gallery.

Daniel Day-Lewis is so method, he once checked in to this shithole.

The best thing about Ollie being a 20-lb. dog (vs. Ricky’s 85 lbs.) is that when he goes after the neighbor’s dog, I can pick him up with one hand.

Make the Hudson Parkway meh again.

Thanks for changing into the formal jerseys for your night at the theater, gentlemen.

Even the lobsters in New York have issues with rage.