New York: An iPhone™ Photo Gallery, Part II.

Passing this squirting fire hydrant in the South Bronx was like driving through a movie set, only real.

At first, I thought it didn’t bode well for Susannah and Juan that they were the only ones not cozying up to each other. But on second thought, my money’s on them. A couple’s engagement-photo affection is directly proportional to how crazy they are.

Hero.

Though I wasn’t able to fly the unparalleled JetBlue to LA, props to Delta for putting an outward curve on its bathroom door to accommodate my big butt while I peed.