Wednesday, July 22, 2015
Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.
• The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee.
• When I say “lol”, there’s a 0% chance that I’m laughing out loud.
• A 20-minute wait in line at Ralph’s is the longest hour and a half of your life.
• So you haven’t achieved much financially. Big deal. The important thing is you’re not happy.