• I would never cheer at a funeral. I’d do “the wave,” of course. But cheer – heck no.
• It was nice to cry in an audition, as opposed to just crying myself to sleep every night.
• Crying over a deceased wife was interesting. My married friends tend to cry while their wives are very much alive.
• It isn’t an actual joke–it’s a test run for Sarah Palin-brand refrigerator word magnets.
• According to the label, Enchilada Supreme Doritos are manufactured in a facility that also processes food.
