Comma Coma.

Every, morning, when, I’m, on, the, elyptical, at, my, gym, I, like, to, read, articles, written, by, acting, teachers. For, some, reason, however, they, all, have, an, extreme, fondness, for, a, certain, punctuation, mark.

Are, you, all, functionally, illiterate? Is, there, some, sort, of, collective, trauma, to, your, frontal, lobes? Is, beating, an, acting, teacher, with, his, own, shoe, a, felony? Just, curious.