Saturday, January 21, 2012

And I’ll Also Stick A Broom Up My Ass And Sweep Up.

Reality TV is what happens to television when there’s no order or planning. Hitler and Martha Stewart would have hated that lack of planning.

And it seems to be official now, according to the following breakdown in the casting notices, that the jerkoffs who bring you reality television have run out of ideas and expect you to do their jobs for them:

PITCH YOUR REALITY SHOW
Send us a short, thirty second to one minute video about why we should pick your reality show idea. Share your video and get friends to vote! We'll take the best idea(s) to our partners and make one concept into a reality!

Sure I can. Watch how fast I go.