I knocked this tooth out of my niece’s mouth during a tickle fight last night. In much the same way it’s important on the first day of prison to pick out the biggest dude and kick his ass, I think I send a message to all ladies that I’m capable of anything… Two weeks of watching Eduardo Núñez replace the injured Derek Jeter has convinced me that “Eduardo” has gotta be Spanish for “error”… All day Saturday, I was THIS close to putting on pants... I'd completely forgotten a new Transformers movie was coming out. Thanks, bus ad!
Monday, June 27, 2011
Weekend Recap.
I knocked this tooth out of my niece’s mouth during a tickle fight last night. In much the same way it’s important on the first day of prison to pick out the biggest dude and kick his ass, I think I send a message to all ladies that I’m capable of anything… Two weeks of watching Eduardo Núñez replace the injured Derek Jeter has convinced me that “Eduardo” has gotta be Spanish for “error”… All day Saturday, I was THIS close to putting on pants... I'd completely forgotten a new Transformers movie was coming out. Thanks, bus ad!
