You religious types sure got bamboozled into thinking you have to go to your special buildings in order to channel God.
I simply use a MacBook Pro. You see, yesterday, an hour after I posted that my friend at the gym thought my name was Steve, he walked right up to me during my workout and asked me if he had my name right. The guy doesn’t read my blog – he just felt impelled to ask.
So it looks like I’ve got the portal to the universe on my hands, and it’s an opportunity I will never abuse, no matter how odd it is that the Jets haven’t won a Super Bowl in 42 years. Yeah, that would be blasphemous.