This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

• And the above, my friends, is the definition of “rock bottom.”
• Yes, I drink a crazy amount of milk. No need to mention it, every checkout person at Trader Joe’s. #Twitter=HandyTimeSaver
• A friend at my gym and I have been having deep conversations every morning for two years. He thinks my name is “Steve.”
• I’m seeing more and more chicks with drawn-on eyebrows lately. #GrandmotherAtABarMitzvahStyle
• I didn’t know my SUV could do 130 mph until the Nas song “Hip Hop is Dead” came on my radio this morning. #catchy
• Psychic Twins on GMA this morning. The fact they scam for a living isn’t nearly as disturbing as two ladies dressing identically at age 47.