Thursday, June 23, 2011

I Believe The Children Are My Future.

If someone gives you a back scratcher, your back will begin to itch more.

The same is true for television – one glimpse and you’re hooked. But denying kids TV only puts that jones into overdrive. I saw this sign at an elementary school yesterday, and knew that the next generation would boost my TV career so much that I splurged at lunch, and put cheese on my McDouble.

By the way, is “dare” a bit excessive? Back in my neighborhood, a dare involved second-degree arson. Or drinking paint.

Also – guess the whole “dare to keep kids off drugs” thing has been shelved. Priorities.