I’d like to propose a ban on the use of the joke “It was terrible!” when handing an empty plate to a waitress. Got that, dads?Speaking of which, for the next two days I’ll be losing my mojo, as I babysit my niece and nephew while my brother and his wife go out of town.
My nephew has progressed to wearing diapers only at night, which significantly lowers the odds of a repeat of “The Incident.”
I’ll take any and all advice. And I’m bringing over a Costco-size bottle of Benadryl, just in case.
