Saturday, November 21, 2009

Actor Search I’d Kill To Be Right For.

I blame my mom for not hooking up with a black dude:

[ DEREK JETER DOUBLE ]
Male / African Am, Caucasian, Hispanic, Multi-Ethnic / 21-35 - SEEKING AN ATHLETE/ACTOR TO SLIDE INTO HOMEPLATE HEAD FIRST. WHEN SUBMITTING CAUCASIAN AND AFRICAN AMERICAN ACTORS, PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF SKINTONE.

We are seeking the PERFECT body double for Derek Jeter. This athlete/actor must be able to do the following: slide head first into home plate AND be on-camera doing a test slide for audition session and/or callback. Also, HAZARD pay to be negotiated...