Trivia Time.

For the first time since I’ve lived in L.A., I witnessed a guy buying cheap-ass flowers from a Mexican on a freeway off-ramp.

What did this guy do to his wife that he made him need to apologize prontissimo?

A) Picked the wrong day of the month to squeeze the toothpaste from the middle

B) Slept with his show’s staff members until some jerkoff tried to extort two mil from him

C) Bought her cheap-ass flowers from a Mexican on a freeway off-ramp