What I know about wine you could pretty much fit into a tastevin: I know that a tastevin is the thing a sommelier wears around his neck, and is the laziest name for an object ever. I know that “wine connoisseur" is really a euphemism for “raging alcoholic.” And I know that I took a sip of one of the most expensive wines in the world once and it just tasted like ass. Oh no, he didn’t. Oh yes, he did.
But I must admit that wine is a terrific beverage that goes really well with dramatic thrillers written and starring actors like myself. Because the Wine Country Film Festival is the 31st fest to accept my film. L’chaim.
Good stuff. Thank you, wine country. The best country in all the hemisphere.
