Triple Feature.

If a dog dies in a movie, I cry. If a human dies, I cry, wondering why they had to kill the dog in that other movie. 

Ricky prefers a happy ending (for him, a horror movie is a Dyson vacuum informercial), so imagine his thrill when he came across a box of giveway DVDs, featuring the ultimate dog trilogy: Benji, Marley and Me and Hotel for Dogs. 

Actually, he was only semi-thrilled. No Dog Day Afternoon.