Seriously, thank you. Thank you to my Mom, who turned down an invite to watch it with her best friend because she wanted to concentrate on me. To my neighbors, who made me the only cast member to receive a viewing party. To my frat brothers, for subverting gender norms and watching a Lifetime movie for the first time ever. I’ll have much more to say tomorrow, but now, after watching the second airing at midnight, I will go to bed, happy and thankful.