I’m Related To This.

After my nephew chipped his tooth, I’m comforted him with the fact that he could now do the “Land Down Under” flute solo whenever he laughed.

The incident happened Saturday, when he was hit in the mouth by a bat before his baseball game. The best part: he did it to himself. Nice bat control from a three-time all-star. Also, terrific timing, two days after Halloween. Could have made for a kickass and appropriate costume: Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.

A talented dentist fixed the tooth Tuesday. I’d give the man a shout-out, but my nephew doesn’t recall his name. At least you’ve got looks, dude.