It’s My Birthday.

I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.

As I prefer, in lieu of gifts, you frequent the things I love in life so that they never go away. Here’s a random list:

• TV SHOW: AP Bio 
• MOVIE: Eighth Grade 
• TWITTER FEED: Patton Oswalt 
• PODCAST: Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend 
• APP: Headspace 
• BOOK: A Life in Parts, by Bryan Cranston 
• DOG FOOD: AvoDerm Natural Brown Rice & Chicken Formula 
• DOG: Pit Bull 
• BANDWAGON TO JUMP ON: Maryland Men’s Lacrosse 
• AIRLINE: JetBlue 
• ACRYLLIC PAINT: Liquitex 
• COSTCO ITEM: Yakitori Japanese-Style Fried Rice