What Blogging This Week Feels Like.

Whenever my laptop breaks down, and someone tells me I should give it to the IT guy, I throw it in the sewer and let the clown have at it.

My MacBook was working again, but then it wasn’t. So I brought it to the antithesis of clowns: the Apple Genius bar. I need a new logic board, and it’ll take seven to ten days. That Ashton Kutcher made a faulty product.

So I’m typing this on my iPhone, which is far from user friendly. More like user enemy. My thumbs are fat. Bear with me. Hurry, Apple. This blows donkey.