In Which I Visit I Visit The Orange County Fair. Part I.

Life truly is like a roller coaster; there are ups and downs, you often feel like vomiting, and afterward, weird pictures of you surface online.

We hit the fair on Saturday, which allowed me to make like Henry VIII. (Turkey-leg eating; not wife head chopping off.)

Much respect to this guy for trying to get rid of the “please don’t feed this animal” sign one nibble at a time.

My nephew and his best friend loved the water flume so much, I’m going to start throwing cups of water in their faces when they least expect it.

Cut back on carbs by putting ramen noodles inside the burrito.

What would Jesus do? Infringe NBA copyright laws.