As is tradition, every Valentine’s Day I let women take a gander into the minds of men, with ten things we guys are thinking:
- WOMAN: I do not want to have sex with you. MAN: Women are so mysterious.
- If you have a crush on a guy, try spending time with him, and you’ll usually get over it.
- Date a Patriots fan, because he won’t mind if you cheat.
- It’s simple – just try to meet a nice boy who has never considered becoming a DJ.
- New sexual fantasy: I take your hand, lead you to the bed, and whisper, “I want you to nap for as long as you like.”
- The size of a woman’s bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is.
- Baby, if we could write a Yelp review of your face: “Good, quality face. Would look again.”
- Don’t cry because it’s over– smile, because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.
- Your biggest challenge in the relationship: proving to be more interesting than our smartphones.
- Winning a fight with your boyfriend is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don’t get too excited.
