Monday, May 16, 2016

In Which I Attend Birthday Celebrations For Three Different People – None Of

Women love their birthday. It is YOUR day. Guys are like “Sweet – I didn’t die from anything stupid this year.”

I spent my birthday as the accidental birthday boy, attending nice parties for other people. Like my friends Jeff and Beth, a couple who both had birthdays last week, and threw a really great party with incredible food, including the tiniest sliders you could ever eat twelve of.

Thanks to this spread, I didn’t break my month of May abstinence from sugar – I demolished it.

Even though I didn’t have candles to blow out, my wish was granted, as I spent four hours at my niece’s birthday party super-soaking my nephew.

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