Flying JetBlue, however, is a dream, with all the free snacks and drinks you want in a nifty cooler in the middle of the plane.
Flying United is like flying a drunk goose.
Flying JetBlue is comfy, with big, leather seats and free WiFi.
WiFi is $31 on United.
Flying United is like living downstairs at Downton Abbey.
JetBlue somehow figured out a way to make going through TSA at their terminals super fast.
Flying United out of JFK is like 311’s music built a terminal and also ran an airline.
I’m on a JetBlue flight this morning. Thank Jesus.