I like my face. I mean, yeah, I’ve got notes, but it’s a keeper.
My forehead, however, is another story. Pitching against the Playboy softball team last night, I got drilled by a line drive. I wanted to stay in the game, but the horror on my teammates’ faces began to change my mind, and then when I could look up and see the damage myself, it sealed the deal.
I actually did not suffer a concussion, but I’m putting my acting career on the 15-day disabled list.