Monday, December 15, 2014

I Win The Weekend.

This halo around the sun yesterday was bitchin’. There’s an old weather saying: ring around the sun or moon means rain soon, which means tomorrow’s forecast has been upgraded to “sucks shit.”

Chocolate crema hazelnut crumble at Osteria La Buca gave me a nipple hardon.

Overcompensating for my use of the phrase “nipple hardon,” I did something cultural, by attending a showing of portraits by German photographer Martin Hausler.

I love my friend Chris’ wallet, fashioned from a Chinese take-out container.

On Saturday, I did the PA announcing for the local kids’ football championships. Damn right there’s a Barack Obama Elementary.