The World’s Worst Wakeup Call.

A blaring, unprompted warning in the middle of the night about a flash flood before it even started raining? Apple, you must be tripping balls.

But that’s exactly what happened late Thursday night. After I woke up and shut my phone off, I heard my upstairs neighbors’ phones going berserk.

Thanks for the aggressive warning, Apple. I'll be sure to stay safe in my bed, WHERE I WAS SLEEPING.

First it was the Amber Alert, and now the emergency alert. Apple added each one unannounced, left them both on, didn’t let us know, and let both go off in ridiculous fashion.

So now it’s time to stop this shit again. Below is a link to walk you through shutting off the emergency alert. Join me:

How to Turn Off Emergency Alerts on iPhone