Tuesday, October 21, 2014

The Best New Show On TV.

If I was the bachelor, we’d all play Halo for like eight weeks, then I’d pick the one with the biggest boobs.

And then my new bride and I would watch some real TV – really amazing TV. “Marry Me” is the best new show on television. It’s so well written, so crammed full of jokes, so well cast with great characters played by hilarious actors that it’ll be off the air in about half a season. Because people wanna watch garbage. Reality shows.

It’s on tonight. You’ll see from the opening scene what I mean. It’s really good. Enjoy it while it lasts.