Saturday, September 27, 2014

I Offer Marital Advice.

At the dry cleaner yesterday, a new bride, who had her wedding gown put into a preservation kit, for some reason kept asking if she’d be able to open the box if she wanted to get something out.

 “No,” said the dry cleaner, “it should stay closed.” To which I said: “Sorry, you gotta stay married to that idiot.”