Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.

• Car windows should be upside down so they actually cool off my body instead of ruining my hair.

• Great minds think alone.

• My confidence is at an all-time medium.

 • Just conceived a new sexual position called “the uncomfortable Jew.”

• Can someone’s face be a pet peeve?

• Donald Trump and Guy Fieri walk into a bar. Let’s get the heck out of here.