And Demand Shall Set You Free.

I was shocked to walk past the gluten-free market in Burbank yesterday and find that it had shut down. Even more shocking is that we didn’t all die from our gluten allergies back when we had no friggin’ idea there was such a thing as a gluten allergy… Good news: I did some serious spring cleaning. Bad news: spring of 2006… According to a Brazilian soccer name-generator, I will now be known as “Mildo.”