Tuesday, March 4, 2014

My Belated Thoughts On The Oscars.

• Bill Murray’s hair was Bruce Dern’s seat filler.

• How many movies was Tyler Perry not able to write while he was onstage?

• Harrison Ford added a goatee to the ear ring, and he’s now officially a night manager at Chipotle.

• The superhero montage made me want to jailbreak my DVR remote to fast forward up to >>5.

• Nine movies nominated and Kevin Hart wasn’t in all of them?

• John Travolta’s eyes deserved the Oscar for best editing.

• Kim Novak might have had some work done.