Monday, November 18, 2013

Weekend Recap.

That loud scream you heard Saturday was me, when my alma mater, Maryland, decimated by injuries (including their best two players breaking their legs on the same play), scored to beat a 16 ½-point favorite and earn a postseason bowl bid. I’d like to thank my lord and savior, Defensive Lineman Andre Monroe… Check out this crazy infographic showing how almost everything you buy is produced by 10 corporations… I illegally watched Ice Age: Continental Drift online, and I still feel like I got ripped off… My new gym had a grand-reopening party yesterday. I was the only guy in the mega power rack section who had his face painted like a cat.

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