Nonetheless, today I like to thank all the people, places and things that make my blog possible. I’m thankful for:
- Jews in Santa outfits
- Chicks playing trombones
- 36° temps in LA Phallic shower heads
- Ricky’s howling shushing a singing kid
- Dudes who use my pics to catfish other dudes
- Lays’s Chicken & Waffle flavored chips
- Plumbers who cut four unnecessary holes in my bedroom wall
- Meals served in terrariums
- America’s anus: Walmart #1536, in St. Petersburg, FL
- Communion wine with little pieces of fruit in it
- Kim Kardashian acting in a movie make it stop
- The guy shooting 100 feature films in 300 days
- The KidSpace poop exhibit
- Substituting rags for a rear bumper
- Ronald McDonald sporting a Hitler mustache
- The hot chick at a bar who turns out to be religious
- Living life like you’re in “private browsing”
- Surfer riots
- The Design-a-New-Hairstyle-for Nicolas-Cage dry-erase board
- Leading a life so incredible, the Westboro Baptist Church pickets my funeral
