Born On Thanksgiving.

Yesterday, Ricky turned two, and as is tradition, we went to PetSmart, where he got to pick out his birthday present. The massive selection was enough to make his XXXL head explode.

This year’s theme was apparently “authenticity,” with Ricky whittling it down to two choices: one made from real fire hose, the other from car tire.

The winner: fire hose. But the birthday boy was too pooped to enjoy. He’ll destroy it in the morning.