Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.

• There’s something nice about knowing I’ll never have to watch Nirvana perform “Smells Like Teen Spirit” at a Super Bowl when they’re 60.

• Great to be recognized on the street, and it not be for an outstanding warrant.

• Again, having my messenger bag pop open at the end of the audition and spill dozens of Ebony magazines was not premeditated.

• I’m insane, but not “be the first to comment on my own Facebook status” insane.

• You can tell whether or not I forgot someone’s name by how enthusiastically I say “hey.”

• My ex-girlfriend has endorsed me on LinkedIn for “Ignoring Glaring Personal Issues!”