But I do now own two pairs of shoes, thanks to a recent swanky purchase. Best of all, the shoes were subsidized by SAG-AFTRA.
That’s right – the Conrad Cantzen Memorial Shoe Fund, which I blogged about last year, came through with a check yesterday. The proof is in the amount box.
So I’d just like to thank my union, for guaranteeing I receive residuals, enforcing pleasant working conditions and allowing me to enjoy today’s hottest styles at outlet-store prices.