Friday, August 23, 2013

My New Digs.

Are people still saying “staycation,” or were they all murdered for saying “staycation?”

My mom is out here for her birthday, so we’re all heading a bit down the coast to stay at the very tony Aviara Resort for the weekend. I plan on not wearing shoes. Or pants. And if I happen to post a blog entry, keep in mind it will be as dictated to a Mexican cabana boy named Oswaldo.

Actually, it’ll be really nice to spend time with the people closest to me, because there’s nothing more valuable in life than family. I’m just kidding – it’s gold.