Automotive tip: if your Stingray is in need of a rear bumper, casually placed rags will do in a pinch… Woman at my gym: “I’m having the worst day.” Me: “It’s 8:30 in the morning”… More than a brush with fame: my friend Chad’s girlfriend works at a vet hospital near Jupiter, FL, and got a rash on her arm from Tiger Wood’s dog. Still beats what she could have contracted from Tiger himself… CNN is my new favorite sitcom… To all you super stable chicks who are tweeting how hot you think Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is: before you propose to him, keep in mind, your soon-to-be husband looks to be such a pussy that he’ll give up any info the FBI needs in about 90 seconds. Nonetheless, congratulations. Let me know where you’re registered.
