Weekend Recap.

Reading about Derek Jeter in a complimentary New York Post while sitting next to his autograph at Mulberry Street Pizzeria and eating the best pizza on the planet was such a perfect moment I was afraid it would just turn out to just be the dream of an autistic child… Apparently, turning the clocks forward is just proof the universe wants my friends to get drunk sooner… Finally watched Sophie’s Choice. Great movie, but I was bummed they didn’t use any of my jokes. Fun day of punch-up, though.