Friday, February 15, 2013

This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

• I will understand everything else before I understand chocolate chip bagels.

• “Larry Bird’s kid tried to hit his gf with his car? Gotta make a reference about his dad’s accuracy, but HOW?” – every asshole on Twitter.

• No means no, Facebook event inviters.

• The Google Maps Street View car just went by while I was in my underwear in my garage doing laundry. #NewHeadshot

• Just posted my annual Valentine’s blog entry. This “respecting women” thing is going to get me wicked laid.

 • The delicate controller in my new DVR is about as accurate as whizzing out a third-story window.