Friday, December 7, 2012

An All-New “Excerpts From My Text Messages.”

Now that Bin Laden is dead, is there anything worse than limited texting plans?

Didn’t think so. I love me some t-bombing. Here are a few new, real messages from my phone, with my outgoing texts in blue and green.

First up: no one’s more comfortable in his heterosexuality than my newly-married friend Bru, who will occasionally use a hairpin when we all go out. It prompted this from me:

Southerners make great sitting ducks. Plus a strong reply back:

Here’s another wrong-number text sent to me by a chick who must have taken the wrong Matt’s number out of her friend’s phone:

Again, these are absolutely legitimate. Received Tuesday night:

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