Trick Or Tirade.

This being an entertainment town, Halloween is off the charts out of control. I love seeing a good costume, but I’m not about to join in on one of the five holidays that give people permission to behave like assholes. You can’t throw a punch without hitting someone who’ll ask you want you’re going to be for Halloween. A grown-ass man – that’s what.

Eat me, haters.

But I do love taking the niece and nephew trick or treating, then swiping all the top shelf candy they collect. Great holiday after all. And now, happy first day of Christmas.