Nutty Philippine Retail.

Two days left until my iPhone 5 arrives. Time to purge a few leftover pics from the trip:

No, our clothes aren’t stylish, affordable or even close to your size. However…

Yikes. And the tagline, aimed at the Filipino demographic: “Stay young, stay white.”

Never a more preposterous tie-in.

I stand corrected.

Best eye care in all of Asia. Trust us – we’re a travel guide shop.