On the other hand, much worse than serving on a jury is serving on two juries. You see, the savvy bunch over at the New York Unified Court System has sent me a summons as well, even though I haven’t lived there in years. And apparently a thousand anti-New York blog entries aren’t enough to convince them as such, so be on the lookout for copies of my California driver’s license and electric bill, geniuses.
But eh – no hard feelings, New York. If it were up to me, I’d throw each and every one of you in jail.
