• As a kid, I spent my summers mowing lawns. And hornets nests. But mostly lawns.
• You’re fast becoming one of my favorite casting directors. Or at least my favorite Armenian one.
• I must say – having someone autograph their left butt cheek is never a good idea. I found that out the hard way with Chris Brown.
• You don’t need to worry what foreigners think about you – that’s your birthright as an American.
• If I could push a button and five people in the world would die, but I’d get free cable for life, I’d do it.
• I never make assumptions about race. I once asked a black guy if he had seen Sideways.