Around the corner from me is the world’s biggest Whole Foods. Yesterday it was packed, yet thanks to their 16 checkout counters, I was out in minutes. They’re so organized they make the Japanese look like the Greeks… Best tweet of the weekend was by comedian Anthony Jeselnik: “Watching Whitney Houston's funeral feels like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once”… Ricky was peeing and pooping on command before he was six weeks old, but he’s still a puppy, and every now and then he has an accident in the house. Lately he’s been courteous enough to pee in my shower… Thanks, Rick Santorum. Now I can’t think of anything EXCEPT sodomy. And I’ve got things to do.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Three-Day Weekend Recap.
Around the corner from me is the world’s biggest Whole Foods. Yesterday it was packed, yet thanks to their 16 checkout counters, I was out in minutes. They’re so organized they make the Japanese look like the Greeks… Best tweet of the weekend was by comedian Anthony Jeselnik: “Watching Whitney Houston's funeral feels like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once”… Ricky was peeing and pooping on command before he was six weeks old, but he’s still a puppy, and every now and then he has an accident in the house. Lately he’s been courteous enough to pee in my shower… Thanks, Rick Santorum. Now I can’t think of anything EXCEPT sodomy. And I’ve got things to do.
