This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

• (ABOVE) Finally addressing the needs of rub 'n tug professionals.
• Headline on CNN this morning: thrilling cliffhanger on "American Idol." #SomebodyAlertSealTeamSix
• I would have loved to have been in on the conference call the KKK had concerning the name of rapper Grandmaster Flash.
• So Pat Sajak hosted Wheel Of Fortune drunk? Was the entire studio spinning, or just the wheel?
• Saw a woman driving a Range Rover while reading a paperback. #OldSchool #StillLegalIn50States
• If Jon Bon Jovi wanted to pretend to play guitar in his latest video, why didn't they just give him a tennis racquet?