Thursday, February 9, 2012

Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.


  • Speaking of childhood obesity, my mother never overate – she adhered to a strict diet of whiskey and cigarettes.
  • Thanks so much for holding my puppy while I auditioned. He may have slept through it, but I’m proud of my work nonetheless.
  • I can think of million places to be on a gorgeous Saturday in LA, and a dingy theater ain’t crackin’ the top five.
  • Go ahead and name any band; I have the ability to not care about their latest album.
  • It was so romantic. Almost like that movie I only saw the first ten minutes of: Fatal Attraction.

No comments: