Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.

• Speaking of childhood obesity, my mother never overate – she adhered to a strict diet of whiskey and cigarettes.
• Thanks so much for holding my puppy while I auditioned. He may have slept through it, but I’m proud of my work nonetheless.
• I can think of million places to be on a gorgeous Saturday in LA, and a dingy theater ain’t crackin’ the top five.
• Go ahead and name any band; I have the ability to not care about their latest album.
• It was so romantic. Almost like that movie I only saw the first ten minutes of: Fatal Attraction.