Thanks to my personal stylist Jenn, I have a closet full of shirts that look great, always catch folks’ eyes and are rarely worn by other guys. I was glad when my hero, Yankee pitcher Mariano Rivera wore one that I own, horrified when the character Cameron on “Modern Family” wore another, but now words can’t describe what I’d like to do to the one I own that Joran van der Sloot wore the other day in court when he pleaded guilty to killing that woman in Peru.Though on the bright side, this does explains all the negative comment cards I’ve been getting on dates.
